By Björn Stenberg and Linus Nielsen Feltzing 2001-08-31 Should thee wish to bring thyselves to our attention doeth as below, Pointeth thy postal delivery appliance unto bjorn(at)haxx(dot)se or linus(at)haxx(dot)se The Fibonacci drama. Hamlet, a beacon of truth in a world of dark confusion. Juliet, a poor girl starting at the bottom and working her way up. Romeo, a messenger between Hamlet and Juliet. Ophelia, a fine woman bringing our heroes to new levels. Macbeth, a poor insulted lady making but a small appearance. Act I: The search for Fibonacci. Scene I: The taunting of Macbeth. [Enter Hamlet and Macbeth] Macbeth: Thou art nothing. Open your heart! Hamlet: Thou art as rotten as a disgusting dusty evil fat-kidneyed fatherless foul hairy horrible infected lying pig. Macbeth: Thou art as vile as the difference between nothing and the sum of a snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad! Speak your mind! Hamlet: Thou art as half-witted as the cube of the difference between nothing and yourself. [Exit Macbeth] [Enter Ophelia] Hamlet: Thou art as noble as myself! [Exit Ophelia] [Enter Romeo] Hamlet: Thou art a hero! Open your heart. Romeo: Speak your mind. Scene II: Tension is building. Romeo: Thou art as villainous as the sum of myself and Juliet. Is Macbeth worse than you? If so, we must proceed to Scene V. Open your heart! [Exit Hamlet] Scene III: New levels of courage. [Enter Ophelia] Romeo: Speak your mind! [Exeunt] Scene IV: Juliet has second thoughts. [Enter Juliet and Hamlet] Hamlet: Thou art as fine as Romeo! [Exit Hamlet] [Enter Romeo] Juliet: Thou art as cunning as Hamlet. [Exit Juliet] [Enter Hamlet] Hamlet: Let us return to scene II. Scene V: Fin. [Exeunt]